hockeyinspires:

all i want is the damn nhl season to return. 

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tinytuukka:

tyler seguins top lip is nonexistent because it’s actually part of jamie benns bottom lip

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  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."
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mymosaicrecovery:

Reblog this if you would care if I relapsed - I’m adding all the URL’s to a paper chain.

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Jamie Benn and his stupid dimples are ruining my life

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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yedliny:

buy me jerseys and tell me i’m pretty

(via hockeyyhockeyyhockeyyy)

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30king:

I wonder if Erik Karlsson ever tells the other players what we say about them on here…

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JAMIE BENN
About: Jamie Benn is the captain of the Dallas Stars and plays left wing. He’s from Victoria, BC and was a baseball star as a teenager. His older brother, Jordie, also plays for the Stars, which means Jamie, as the captain, gets to boss him around all the time. He’s got the size and demeanour to physically punish opponents and the hands to cause defencemen mental and spiritual anguish.
Nickname(s): B-b-b-bennie, Big Benn, Gentle Benn, Bennji, Extraneous N, James
My wife thinks he looks like: Superman, back in the 90′s when he had a mullet.
Expect to hear: “Geez, Benn just trucked that guy. That looked painful.”
Don’t expect to hear: Geez, Benn just trucked that guy. It’s not a penalty to bring a truck onto the ice and drive it over a guy? Weird. Hockey is weird.

- Team Canada Cheat Sheet: Meet the Forwards [x] (via urrone)

I have a sudden urgent desire to know how calls him Extraneous N and who calls him James. 

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Cutest hockey couple: TJ Oshie and Lauren Cosgrove

youbruinmylife:

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